Corona Buddies

Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.

Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.

aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend

(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies

Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry

by lorem_dipsome December 29, 2020

Nuclear Buddies

A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.

Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...

by fridgeonwheels May 31, 2021

Bonzi Buddy

1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!

by Johnny86 May 27, 2003

chaddi buddy

Derived from the Hindi word "chaddi" and the english word buddy, it literally means 'underwear friend'. Its used in the sense that you've been bros/friends since you guys were kids.

Him? We've known each other for the last 15 years. he literally a chaddi buddy of mine

by megaman10 July 26, 2011

Buddy Boy

A word coined by Jimmy it can be used towards good friends or your worst enemy.

Aye yo buddy boy get over here!

by PabloEscobar3 June 26, 2015

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

Porn Buddy

A Clitary Executor. A single fellows best friend who, in the event of his untimely death, is charged with the important task of removing and disposing of his stash of grumblebefore his grieving parents arrive tosearch through his effects for touching momentoes, and things to put on eBay.

If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon

by Garthy September 19, 2006