dugout buddy

Men who engage in homosexual relations only until a heterosexual relationship can be obtained.

The saying comes from the inability to reach one of the bases, thus, they are stuck in the dugout.

Bill has been searching for a dugout buddy ever sense Amanda rejected him

by SgtDoomsday December 3, 2016

Doodle-Buddy

(n.) is a term that refers to a male/female partner in a non-marital secretive romantic relationship, often, maintained though a doodle app on the iphone.

VK: Are you doodling again ?

Lil KB: I don't know what your talking about.

VK: So she found someone else to doodle with, huh ?

Lil KB: STFU! My doodle-buddy loves me.

by unicornzombie January 10, 2011

Bonzi Buddy

1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!

by Johnny86 May 27, 2003

chaddi buddy

Derived from the Hindi word "chaddi" and the english word buddy, it literally means 'underwear friend'. Its used in the sense that you've been bros/friends since you guys were kids.

Him? We've known each other for the last 15 years. he literally a chaddi buddy of mine

by megaman10 July 26, 2011

Buddy Boy

A word coined by Jimmy it can be used towards good friends or your worst enemy.

Aye yo buddy boy get over here!

by PabloEscobar3 June 26, 2015

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017