Allison

My pronouns are she but not her because I will never be HER... Allison. Allison is the baddest bitch strutting down the street in those chunky ass dr. martens. WE stan. Everyone goes to share tea just to catch a glimpse of her making some ABB a milk tea with extra boba. She always dresses in neutral colors so that she doesn't get attacked by animals in the wilderness. She's a girly who drives with the check engine light on and is surprised when the car explodes on the freeway. Next time you see Allison, please check her tire pressure. If you see her know she has a gorilla grip punani and isn't afraid to use it.

Allison stepped on me in her docs

omg really? she ran me over when her breaks stopped workin g

that's allison ig.

by nxinoa May 19, 2022

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A business man and an entrepreneur born on September 26th, 1987 in Omoku Town, Nigeria. He is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES.

Alexander Pym Allison is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES LIMITED

by apallison December 11, 2020

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(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.

*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.

by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021

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She is the prettiest, funniest, kindest person i have ever met. She came in 6th grade at my school and immediatley feel in love with her. She has beautiful blue eyes and pretty brown hair. her smile is immaculate.

Allison is so pretty! I know!! <3

by urmom.com10 February 16, 2022

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