Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

aaron

the dumbass retard that is a dumbass and retarded

oh is that AARON

by lakeside-sucks October 17, 2019

Aaron

God

This man is god it must be aaron

by TheMemeyBoi October 30, 2019

Aaron

a fucking dumbass

Aaron is so fucking retarded

by wbhjwjdhb2ilw November 1, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is a person that is 100% gay, but says nohomo to every gay shit that exists

Hey you talked to Aaron yet?

No? what he say?
He wanted to nut in my eye, but said nohomo as always

by Supernut69 November 4, 2019

Aaron

a boi. Ususally is found simping under most circumstances for some female by the name of Hannah. The reason for this is due to the curse that an Aaron made upon himself 1000 or so years ago

Yo, why is Aaron tryna buy that girl Hannah a good ol' diamond ring?

by theMasterRB November 12, 2020

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013