See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
mugGet the Minority Report Pre-Crimemug.
When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
mugGet the Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Promug.

Minor Macking

The act of an older male Macking, hooking up or getting with a girl who is much younger then him, Usually this occurs in high school with older guys and is usually a particular senior who choose to go for freshmen and violate the two year rule.
Mackafreshmen is the king of Minor Macking there he goes macking another freshmen.. holy shit thats the 50th time this year when are these girls going to learn?...IDK
by Mackaminor June 28, 2010
mugGet the Minor Mackingmug.

flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.
Wow that’s a flat minor!
by readysethaction July 1, 2018
mugGet the flat minormug.

Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*
My brothers wife is real platinum minor
by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022
mugGet the Platinum Minormug.

minors

"minors" is a simplified word of the parent word dubbed, "minorities". the meaning of it is to identify or include someone under 18, and the term is often used in this modern day and age to confront and include someone who has a relationship with one.

TLDR; someone who is basically under 18

also here's some tips for you guys:
if you say you love minors, it's bad
if you say you hate minors, that's hate speech
Jake: dude did you hear about Connor
James: it was 5 years ago... move on dude
Jake: no, the other Connor. he got exposed on Twitter (not calling it X) for grooming minors
James: oh he did? what the fuck man
by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023
mugGet the minorsmug.

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