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Jasper

A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.

Get yourself a Jasper.
Girl 1"Hey who's that guy?"
Girl 2"Jasper."
by ivan123 February 27, 2022
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Jasper

Someone who is submissive and breedable, usually with a fat ass. And they can't be named this, without being at least a liiiiitle gay.
"I have breeded jasper"
"Same"
by Vegan Meatball January 12, 2023
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jasper

Jasper is known to be a sweet, and stubborn person. LOVES to shout.

He loves his family and is willing to Do anything for the people he loves.
Me: Hey jasper
jasper: Hi!
by udixvy z dhwgSah May 24, 2021
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jasper

he has pretty eyes. <3
jasper
by rqselol December 4, 2021
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Jasper

Very bad and treibble sensitve can spell is idot and is bad and short with treeilbe hair
by SOoosh888 September 28, 2021
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Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.
by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
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Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.
His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.
by GiganticD July 28, 2022
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