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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive
I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.
by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021
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Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.
The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.
by Devinwevin February 7, 2018
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Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute
Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!
by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020
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Crunchy Bunch

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!
by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018
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crunchy cheetos

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos
by urbandroo June 1, 2017
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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