Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

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two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by anonymous November 14, 2020

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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

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Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

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