by PineappleDev July 19, 2021

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.
Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020

by Damn look! Imanis kuntakintas June 22, 2020

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.
by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."
by Simp for Tixy October 12, 2020
