Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking

"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"

by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022

Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.

THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.

by PartisanZ July 13, 2023

Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.

A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.

by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025

v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken

Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.

by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020