Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas

Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010

Mexican

Person who works as either a housekeeper, construction worker, or gardener. They also enjoy tacos, burritos, quesadillas, fajitas, and jumping over walls.

Person 1: “Why do construction workers take so long to finish their projects?”
Person 2: “It’s cause those Mexicans spend all their time eating tacos and not working!”

by UnironicallyRacist March 13, 2023

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican Stingray

After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.

Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.

by HuckleStash March 12, 2018

Mexican Shrug

A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.

"Did you not see the no smoking sign?"

"No Halba English"

"Performs the Mexican Shrug"

by Adub310 June 3, 2018