Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

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mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

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Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.

Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.

by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021

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Mexican Border Sniper

Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.

Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.

by Im not color blind i promise February 4, 2021

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Mexican Tittie twister

a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex

sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.

by SirManGod February 7, 2021

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Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

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