People and Culture:
Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
by American Johnny April 2, 2020
Get the Mexicanmug. 1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Lightning Rodmug. Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.
by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025
Get the Mexican toothpickmug. Mexican Discharge (noun)
A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
Get the Mexican Dischargemug. by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023
Get the Mexican Flashbangmug. A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.
by Thermex March 29, 2018
Get the Mexican soup bowlmug. by thatoneguy23 December 8, 2014
Get the Mexican puzzlemug.