Dick Mexican

What a dick is inserted into a tortilla

“Bro imma do a dick Mexican then have my girl suck it”

by BotchyBootchy November 12, 2019

United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023

mexican detour

When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period

I had to take the Mexican Detour

by Shams88 May 15, 2016

mexican whisper

The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.

Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!

by meloDEFINES May 5, 2015

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher

omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon

by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025