Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

Anal - ize

Licking butthole.

Don't get me wrong; I would anal - ize the shit out of a woman!

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

anal throat

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.

So I was eating this chicks ass and then her butthole opened up exposing her anal throat.

by Twice over August 7, 2017

Krishna Buttwash Anal

Most depserate omegle indian type dude ever out there smells like curry and eats transgender dick and loves to ask bentancur tofuck

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by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024

Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.

Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.

by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025

anal guppy

My girlfriend tara

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched

by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017