A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.
by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
