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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
by redtenor November 27, 2020
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Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!
Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤
by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021
mugGet the Twomug.

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr no cap
sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap
by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022
mugGet the two fingers upmug.

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
mugGet the Crack for two!mug.

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