bizz monkey

Attempting to beat box, but apparently not good at all.

Yo quit beat boxing, you ain't fucking bizz monkey!

by Toddster December 13, 2006

Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

Gun Monkey

A term used to describe a worker that the boss really hates. Essentially a monkey they want to rid themselves of, hence the gun. Related to the cardfightback response.

He is a gun monkey. I want him gun monkeyed.

by Cardfightback February 11, 2014

SWOMP MONKEY

A HIDEOUS FAT DOUCHE BAG WHO THINKS HES THE SHIT, BUT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY MONKEY.

LINLEY.. DID YOU SEE THAT SWOMP MONKEY RICK AT BROCKS LAST WEEK?....

by BBBBBBEEEEVEE August 6, 2010

Monkey In the Middle

When two white guys sandwich a fat black girl while she goes between them catching their ballsacks.

Last night we played monkey in the middle with Lizzo.

by Hardsocks19 February 15, 2023

Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 13, 2017

SCUTTLE-MONKEY

Just past UGLY...when u look at dem u juss gotta throw-up

Yo diz busta tryed to holla at but little did he kno dat he was a scuttle-monkey

by BIZZY K March 7, 2008