cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.

Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!

by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.

Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.

by Conanito October 27, 2011

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is when you have fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do Bummy fun time and then make chalk people

by Ronny boggy November 30, 2021

The Stoppage Time Shivers

The feeling of sudden nervousness while watching a soccer/football match and the clock hits 90 minutes. You feel this type of way because your team either needs to score a goal or needs to keep one out. This happens in the stoppage time added to the end of the game. This is quite possibly the most stressed a human can possibly be.

Parker: You okay? You're shaking.
Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal.
Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers

by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020

Dirty Timmy time

When you get horny so you fuck your bitch for mowing your neighbors lawn and instead of busting in her bust in the exhaust pipe of the lawnmower so she gets madd and fucks your Neighbor so you fuck her dad and her brother

Did you hear about John he pulled a dirty Timmy time the other night he was crazy

by Fortnite border control January 7, 2021

Comeback of a life time

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."

i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time

by 55DEadshot55 February 8, 2021