Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life

Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you

by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022

Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life

Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you

by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022

Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME.
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG...

"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... .
AND NOW HE WILL FOREVER BE DADDY BENZO

by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022

SHIMMA DADDY

The master of invisibility, the stealth killer, the one and only SHIMMA DADDY

Oh no, I see the SHIMMA DADDY. Run for your lives.

by BrotherR3mus June 30, 2019

bionic daddy

When I man is so erect, he commits cultural genocide.

Jacob you can't be my bionic daddy, said Charlotte, your dick is too small!

by XXXdaddy6969 April 10, 2017

daddy shrek

code word for your crush.

Omg look is daddy shrek over there!

by Daddyshrekinator October 19, 2019

daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.

*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?

by Xboxgamertags December 18, 2013