two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 09, 2011
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too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs
I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store
by Bk2333 January 08, 2015
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Two Twenty

A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."
John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!
by DelcoHoagie August 22, 2016
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The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.
Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.
by WoodenShard November 29, 2022
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forty-two okay

A dumb way of censoring 420, especially in a public environment. Can also be a replacement for the word weed. Just based off of the hand sides for 4, 2, and 0.
by ImNotAFurryISwear April 10, 2020
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