Two

A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1
by TatterCat February 19, 2022
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
mugGet the two seat assmug.

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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Bitchy two chus

A person who is always nice in your dreams, but a fucking bitch in real life
She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus
by Annieovoca January 14, 2021
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Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.
Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.
by Yarner February 22, 2024
mugGet the Two Dogsmug.

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
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Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you
Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
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