Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children
by Cwilther February 28, 2024
Get the Mackenzie’s Lawmug. The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.
“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”
by Stefonson December 29, 2024
Get the The law of the forgetful mindmug. My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-brother-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. "Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.
I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
Get the modusty lawsmug. The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-cousin-nibling-in-lawmug. The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug.