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Fúldya's law

The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
by Fúldya August 3, 2023
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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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co-grandnephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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stepgrandaunt-in-law

1- Stepgrandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandaunt.
stepgrandaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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half-brother-in-law

1- Half-sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-brother.
My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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co-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.
“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”
by Stefonson December 29, 2024
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