by Damndanieladdict September 6, 2016
Get the damn daniel mug.1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
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Jess: "Have you met Daniel?"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."
Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
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Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."
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Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"
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Boy: I would really like to have a fun and long lasting relationship but I don’t think there is.
Girl: There is… haven’t you heard of Hikmat and Daniel?… I’m so jealous of that couple
Boy: Ik right!
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Boy: Ik right!
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Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel
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