Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

Wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No, what's that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021