James

James is the best man you'll ever meet. He's kind, sweet, and will love you forever. He's Canadian though 🤢

Person A) Omg James is so cute.
Person B) I know righttt!!!
James) Hey, Person A
Person A) AHHHHHHH
Person B) what the fuckk? im obviously better than Person A

by pink slut June 19, 2023

james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

James

he is the most average guy and has very spikey hair
he is definitely a unit

he also ate my dog

JAMES! WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOG!!

by aayirus June 21, 2023

Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

James

An undercover cop, a rat.
Asks too many questions that shouldn't be asked.

Tries to involved in everyone's persol business.
Is secretive and sneaky.

Someone who creates drama and lives in "never, never happened land"
The type of person who you never want around.

Sally; "Hey Molly, James was telling me that you want to date him, and sent him nude pics"
Molly; : "Who is James?"

by SharaSea June 24, 2023

James Kelly

Tru Blu bloke loves having a whack at the minor, not on the pokies just unsuspecting teens that attend Ingleburn high school

She's a bit young, that's alright I'm James Kelly.

by Rkellie June 26, 2023

James

A commie

James is a fucking commie

by The _RatClown June 27, 2023