The big sloppy

(Usually preformed by a man and a women) On a hot summer day you have to have a women's sweat in your mouth. Then she defecates in your mouth and then the woman has to throw up in your mouth and your hair until you almost drown from the concoction in your mouth and then throws all of it in her vagina

Person 1: Man it's hot, wanna do The big sloppy?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by bighunkyfag January 30, 2026

Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery

Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.

mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024