Green beans

Jeffy’s ultimate nemesis.

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*

by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021

Baked Beans

Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way

Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy

by Senior pingu May 11, 2019

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".

"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."

by SolidSquared August 4, 2017

Chilling the bean

Chilling out

Friend: “What you up to?”

Me: Chilling the bean

by 13046977 April 29, 2022

bean

chubby, short, and compact

Papyrus looked over, taking in sans before shaking his head, "YOU ARE SO SHORT YOU ARE A FUCKING BEAN, BROTHER!!!". Sans dead panned.

by reggneggegg November 5, 2020