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cat-like readiness

On edge, waiting for something while in an extreme state of anxiety and/or anticipation
She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move
by Diana Stark April 18, 2005
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Backdoor alley cat

An insult saying someone is a homosexual tramp
Dean says 'Ello big boii' Joe says ' Your such a backdoor alley cat'
by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006
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Cat-O-Nine

A whip with several strips of leather at the end
Caterina takes her cat-o-nine with her everywhere, often stopping to whip random people.
by miss d June 18, 2003
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Russian Cat Dive

A tactical maneuver similar to "drop-shotting" or "swan/dolphin diving" it is when one sprints then jumps and dives from the jump into the prone position and then "sprays" or shoots their enemy/target. Russian Cat Diving works just as well to dodge. It proves very ineffective in most cases but can be good for getting out of a snipers sights. This tactical maneuver is similar to a "barrel roll" where you yell at your friend to do it to save them.
by Sir Wagnell November 2, 2010
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Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).
Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?
by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020
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Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.
by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011
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Schrödinger's cat music

This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.
I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!
by saskers January 29, 2021
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