Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly
Jo P walked into a Trap house
by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022
Get the Jo Pmug. by Tricky_Preference November 29, 2023
Get the Pushing Pmug. John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
Get the John Pmug. by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018
Get the Pmug. The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee
by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019
Get the Madi P.mug. Sudz. Over. All. People.
Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.
Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.
by CRÄCK$PÏTTÄ November 23, 2021
Get the S. O. A. P.mug. Skine: Hey cooper did you have a wank last night?
Cooper: maybe...
Skine: any big p?
Cooper: oh yep
Skine: large ones
Cooper: maybe...
Skine: any big p?
Cooper: oh yep
Skine: large ones
by TopLev0121 April 22, 2023
Get the Big Pmug.