Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.
After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.
by RedRocketClark November 06, 2021
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Rolling hill syndrome

When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people

Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
by Alphaking711 November 09, 2022
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 09, 2023
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alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.
by Webster definer March 24, 2024
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 06, 2014
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Jet-Roll

A Jet-Roll is when a World of Warcraft toon sneeks up behind you and starts dancing in a dress. The ultimate Jet-Roll is when a Male Blood Elf in a big red dress gets behind you and starts dancing
/w You've just been JET-ROLLed

Lmao! thats my 9th Jet-Roll tonight
by Badjet June 17, 2008
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