Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Bug eyes mcgee

What dumbeldor called trelawney meeting chanwills0

Bug eyes mcgee

by Harry Potter fan same person December 31, 2021

GRANT US EYES

OOOH! MAJESTIC
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY

"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"

by Greirat November 03, 2023

intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.

The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.

by Blueberrygurl February 05, 2018

poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.

"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"

by punk8punk January 09, 2014

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 05, 2018

Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.

He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.

by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020