Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007

Mexican Glue

When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”

My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!

by Dr. Hawthorne June 9, 2023

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

Mexican Willy

When you eat a girl ass and squeeze a lemon on her asshole

Dude, i served my girl a mexican willy last night

by Yanx November 17, 2025

chimmy mexican

Person with huge penis and small brain yet smart because they can run across the fucking border with speed and a boner

My friend named Aidyn Gingrich is a mexican which makes him a chimmy mexican

by LdGowags5 April 21, 2017

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022