1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

september 1 2010

Its national small dick day
If your born on september 1 you have a small dick

september 1 2010

by september 1 2010 June 9, 2024

1 out of 5

1 of 5 or 1 out of 5 mean u over everybody else people usally say that when they 15 or when they feel as if they the shit

bitch im 1of5

-i am 1 out of 5

by contralto December 20, 2021

1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.

“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”

by Shsuacs November 20, 2019

Evil Twink #1

1. The act of being tied down to your chair.
2. The biggest yet weakest Twink in the food chain. Tends to get dominated by smaller creatures.
3. Doesn't have helldivers (what a retard)
4. Good girlll.

I love pinning my Evil Twink #1 to his vibrating chair.
really bro? Samesies!!

by expert creamer September 17, 2025

Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021

one LOVE. 1

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.

so you say 1 at the end

Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.

YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.

just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1

(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...

by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023