Double Bag Rule

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

by Bear Down June 16, 2011

double vertical labret

A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

vertical labret double vertical labret

by Anon C June 24, 2009

double decker taco

when a female's leg fat surrounds her vigina thus resembling a double decker taco from Taco Bell

Not only did Delorous lose weight while in her diet, but she also lost her double decker taco.

by Orangejello Lewis November 12, 2009

Double Dutch Brusher

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.

Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.

by ADHD_yesPlease September 12, 2010

double back-hand

to use both hands at the same time to smack someone across the face from both sides and once. then coming back to the face and smacking them witht the palm of your hands. see also back-hand.

He pissed me off so bad i had to double back-hand him.

by Amanda Knight May 11, 2006

double bifters on the noggin

A stupendous feat of human achievement, especially involving two blows to the head of an adversary

"Woah, double bifters on the noggin" - after a particularly deft move at 2am in the morning where Sonic dispatches two adversaries by bouncing from one head to the other

by Chris, Chris, Andy June 29, 2008

Double Dry Tip

A turd to large to be contained beneath the water level in a toilet. When both ends of the turd reach daylight, you've got yourself a DDT. See also Double Dry-Ender.

Clay dropped a double dry tip in Jeff's hotel room that caused the toilet to overflow. He had a big steak for dinner.

by Mr. Spicer November 3, 2008