panzer chocolate

German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.

We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.

by aw_vw September 28, 2023

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

Hot Chocolate drops

Hot chocolate drops is warm poop shaped like spheres that are pooped into a partners mouth filled with pee during secs

man: wanna put some hot chocolate drops in my mouth

girl: yes lets go

by butt.sniffer November 25, 2021

Chocolate

THE BEST FOOD EVER INVENTED!!!

Person 1; I hate chocolate.
Chocaholic;Who ARE you?!!

by Hehe7 January 2, 2020

Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020

chocolate rasberry

when you drop your pants and spread ass against a door or wall and fart for acoustic purposes and leave a shit stain on the surface

I left a chocolate rasberry all over my grandmother's bedroom door while she was sleeping

by dazzleMcrazzleberry April 2, 2020

Chocolate

The shit.

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020