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jiggling the glig 

"Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the glig"
jiggling the glig by tendonitis October 19, 2008
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Burning the green midnight oil 

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.
"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

Michael the Ginger

An extremely AWESOME ginger. He knows every rap song and is extremely funny. He's always loving but, is really competitive when it comes to World of Warcraft and Xbox. And he hates little kids. (Usually around 7 or under)
Little boy on xbox: That kid is picking on me !

Me: It's Michael the Ginger ! o:
Michael the Ginger by emmh1473 July 13, 2011

pass the gas 

to fart
pass the gas by fashionf December 16, 2017

don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.
Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "