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Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003
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doing the gary 

when u "do the gary" on someone, its means that u r trying to chat them up, usually when u r chatting someone up out of ur league
"check out that guy do the gary on that chick!"
doing the gary by nick April 24, 2004
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jiggling the glig 

"Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the glig"
jiggling the glig by tendonitis October 19, 2008

Burning the green midnight oil 

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.
"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

Michael the Ginger

An extremely AWESOME ginger. He knows every rap song and is extremely funny. He's always loving but, is really competitive when it comes to World of Warcraft and Xbox. And he hates little kids. (Usually around 7 or under)
Little boy on xbox: That kid is picking on me !

Me: It's Michael the Ginger ! o:
Michael the Ginger by emmh1473 July 13, 2011

pass the gas 

pass the gas by fashionf December 16, 2017