Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.

“Last night I got so Michael Jackson’d”

by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Mrucz

He is a gaming YouTuber who streams and post NASCAR related content. He has 65,000+ subscribers on YouTube. He started his current YouTube channel in February 2016.

Yo you heard of that YouTuber, Michael Mrucz? He’s mad funny.

by massify June 19, 2025

Michael

bitch.

Michael’s a bitch

by blehblahbleh July 4, 2025

Michael

18

Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble…
UMB 29’
😋

I’m Michael and I’m gay.

by Rokublue October 19, 2025

Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

by Mic2267 November 17, 2025