soup taco

*See soup sandwich*

An absolute mess, un-sat and a total fuck up.

Private you could fuck up a wet dream. Your uniform looks like a soup taco, I’m going to call you baskin, because your 31 flavors of fucked up.

by Saultyguard March 29, 2021

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 15, 2022

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

piggyback taco

When you fuck a girl and her mom. Essentially you are piggy backing from one taco to the next one in the family.

I pulled off a piggyback taco when I fucked my girlfriend's mom.

by Frank Vegas April 18, 2018

Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis

Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco

by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021

stunt taco

This is the term to refer to a taco or other form of food that does not quite look as good as it should or how it is supposed to look, but it certainly does the job!!

Aaron: "Hey! I was really hungry yesterday and..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."

by von groovy November 27, 2024

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023