Oh, I’m Cooked

A way to say that you know that you know you're consequence will come soon.

“I forgot my homework and the teacher just called on me… oh, I’m cooked.”

by sirenssite March 21, 2026

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023