Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.

by davidkones May 17, 2014

Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021

Chocolate milkshake

When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit

Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake

by Mitchflip July 28, 2019

chocolate twilizer

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!

After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.

by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016

Chewed Chocolate

An African American's penis which has been bitten while receiving oral intercourse.

Holy Shit!!! That girl bit down so hard she made chewed chocolate!!!

by JLev Newms Mskinit July 11, 2010