National Jonah Hill Day

March 25 being National Jonah Hill Day the day that Kanye West officially started liking Jewish people again after rewatching hit movie “21 jump street” starring Jonah Hill

You wanna go watch 21 jump street since it’s National Jonah Hill Day

by BTfGer March 25, 2023

National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National Liam Catherine Day

On this day you must shower anyone by the name of Liam Catherine with 5-cent coins, preferably piffing it at his head.

Fuck it is National Liam Catherine Day

by DarthOCE November 25, 2021

National Humpty Dumpty Day

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day

by KF842 December 4, 2021

National Spongebob cock Day

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.

It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day

by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021

national hate sophie day

A day to hate every Girl named Sophie Jackson

This heroic day takes place on the 9th of January every year

“I hate Sophie Jackson on national hate Sophie day

by Gang12344688 February 7, 2018

National Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 1 all guys are to wear grey sweatpants

Hey Jake, it’s National Grey Sweatpants Day! ;)

by Jacklyn Reed October 28, 2019