It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

people who feel like they're Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

i feel like *Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender* aaajuniga

by qdlit October 2, 2024

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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

all birds

kilos of cocaine

No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds

by rack city bitch #2 January 24, 2023

term-it-all

someone who has the ability to make a term for almost anything

person 1: Did you hear he mad a term for packing quickly?

person 2: Ya, he's such a term-it-all.

by junk boy 3 October 3, 2008

the sigmaist of them all

me

i am the sigmaist of them all.

by Pizzaking3201 January 22, 2025

got all sad

when trying to describe something you think is cool and someones like that's stupid

bobby was trying to talk to me about something i called it dumb and he got all sad about it.

by jayska23 August 22, 2011