Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
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This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
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"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
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