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National Grab Tit Day

Holy shit dude I can't believe it it's National Grab Tit Day again!
by Pseudonym You're May 25, 2018
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Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"
by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015
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more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.
Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
by Missy Meg January 5, 2009
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Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009
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Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them
Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits
by I don’t like the black January 5, 2021
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Busty-Big-Titted Bitch

motherfucking sexy bitch, so if you look this up on urbandictionary, you might already know what it means.
BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH man, i'll fuck off today. im lazy as fuck. me again mutter to myself BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH. fuck off again. i love fucking off. i said BUSTY-BIG-TITTED BITCH. im writing an entire story on it. what an efficient way to fuck off. emphasis on FUCK OFF.
by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022
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Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.
person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way
by zoomer250 February 1, 2021
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