Urban dictionaries rules

A thing noone follows

Please read the Urban dictionaries rules

by Therealfivee January 7, 2025

Rule 34

A song by fish in a birdcage that handles a healthy bdsm between two people.

Ay bro did you hear the new rule 34 just dropped.

by Jorkin it master January 14, 2025

Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.

"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."

by bucknuggets January 16, 2025

Girl 10% Rule

Women (or girls) are required to leave at least 10% of their food behind on their plate, no matter the quantity or volume of food involved.

She left part of that bagel behind. It's the girl 10% rule in action!

by Semaj55 January 17, 2025

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

Rule 901

A new rule of the internet that I'm proposing.
If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.

Person 1: "How have none of the companies parodied in the Racist Mario video claimed it yet?"
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."

by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025

Granville Rule

Speak now or forever hold your peace. If you don't speak up, you don't get fed. Everything moves on pass you if you stay quiet. Used to make decisions faster and more efficiently.

Nancy always tells us which restaurants she wants to go to after the reservation's already booked and then complain about the food. Granville Rule next time we hang out so it's on her.

by birkin356 July 15, 2025