Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.

she'd done laid a bear trap

by ella-ness September 20, 2020

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate

by NotKieran July 31, 2022

gummy bearing

putting gummy bears in your mans dick and making his mum slowly suck them out. whilst the man dose 76 jumping jacks and screams " OH IMA GUMMY BEAR OH IMA GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR, OH YEA"

i was filming my man gummy bearing with his mum and his sister cam in and tried to join

by ima gummy bear🐻😉 March 11, 2024

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Combat Bear

A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God

Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!

Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink

Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!

by CBJR August 30, 2012