Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025

stick

an annoying person or thing

bro that guy from class is such a stick

by eesrlmfao March 24, 2024

Not sticking to routine

Making a nice long term study routine only to play games during study hours.

Person 1: OMG did you hear? Krishnan made a new study routine but is playing during study hours!
Person 2: Oh lol whats new , as usual , he is not sticking to routine

by Moi discord use nkoru May 19, 2021

heat-sticked

combining being heated and "hit-stick" from madden. like your not just mad, your mad enough to truck someone.

im so heat-sticked right now

by jeffscanlon May 10, 2010

Cat piss stick

Another name for marijuana

Bro bass that Cat piss stick I wanna be so high I can touch the sky

by NewYorksFinest October 5, 2020

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023