Minnesotan Snowball Fight

Two men suck their own erect cocks till the point of finishing. Then they shove their cocks into each others mouths and bust. They will then proceed to snowball kiss.

Did you hear Cameron and Cordell had a Minnesotan snowball fight last night

Minnesotan Snowball Fight by Raythedog January 30, 2026

Saugerties snowball fight

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter. The male should be jerking off during the entire snowball fight, and the snowball fight is finished when he ejaculates on the female

Dude #1: bro I just took my girl on a date to and Indian place, we’re gonna have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: Sweet bro, I was gonna give my bf a dirty Joey, then maybe a Slovakian traffic cone.

Saugerties snowball fight by Stansballs February 19, 2026

Saugerties snowball

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter.

Dude #1: I just went on a date last night to the Indian exchange with my girl, might have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: You’re a sick fuck

Saugerties snowball by Stansballs February 19, 2026

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

Colorado Snow Cannon by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

Virginia Snow Storm by JR Schooky March 2, 2026

Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

Australian Snow Mobile by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Canadian Snow Dragon

An advanced sexual prank. When a male is receiving a blowjob from a female. He must first cover his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap in male syrup. Once the females mouth clamps around his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap he holds her mouth shut with one hand while shoving her head down with the other, nutting as hard as he can. While doing so he informs her that he has an STD (only the nastiest will do). She will immediately gasp from shock. Timing must be perfect, resulting in the female blowing maple syrup baby gravy out through her nostrils.

Nancy was pissing me off last night so I gave that hooker the biggest Canadian Snow Dragon she has ever seen.

Canadian Snow Dragon by Artie J Saves March 30, 2026